You CAN go home again

Mazal Tov to our

Mara D'Atra Rabbi Zierler!

Good luck at Etz Chaim of Teaneck with your neighbor troubles

and issues with the Township of Teaneck.

We did not need nor want

Rabbi Daniel Feldman

to become an Orthodox Shul.
(the "O" is capitalized)
Jewish Standard Article

GOOD RIDDANCE - YOU LOSE!

and to all of our old friends from the Mechitza Minyan:

You will always have a home at the Jewish Center of Teaneck!!!!

Word Association Game

Remember this classic?





Click on the picture for a stroll down memory lane.


Let's have our own word association game. Read my word and then type in the comments section the first thing that comes to mind. When you are done, please submit your answers:


We'll start easy at first and then increase in complexity. Have fun!


1. dog

2. boy

3. car

4. potato

5. typo

6. pilot

7. skirt

8. accountant

9. lawyer

10. Jordan

11. variance

12. extortion

13. parking

14. cvs

15. spies

16. twitter

17. musings

18. clintonesque (credit to blogger on teaneckprogress)

19. hiding

20. bully


How did you do? I'm looking forward to your answers.


Shluffenheimer

Rockin' Robin

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FeldBlind

This is a special tribute to my favorite stalker/superfan who calls himself many different names:

Rod Stewart, JM, RS, Anonymous and the latest - Ozzy Osbourne

I have written a special song for you out of love and appreciation.

Lyrics by Shluffenheimer MacDougal (and Black Sabbath)
Music by Black Sabbath

FeldBlind (inspired by SnowBlind by Black Sabbath)

What you get and what you see
Things that don't come easily
Etz Chaim's congregants complain
About meddling neighbors again
(complain)

Follow rules they wouldn't dare
EC's success is on his head
Rabbi Feldman is it's soul
Makes you happy, makes me cold

Your eyes are blind, but you can see
Rabbi Feldman lost his virtuousity
The truth can set you free
He failed you can't you see

Let the neighbors soldier on
Let him feel the frost of dawn
Someday he too will know
Soon we'll see the minyan go

Don't you think he knows what he's doing
Don't tell me he's not doing you wrong
You're the one who's really the loser
With Etz Chaim you don't belong

Abandoned like a wilted flower
It was not in your power
Lying FeldBlind in the sun
Will justice ever come?

Thank You!

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Shluffenheimer MacDougal

Charity Begins at Home

This email was forwarded to me today:

[TeaneckShuls] Rabbi Daniel Feldman Shiur TONIGHT
From: drlustiger
To: TeaneckShuls@yahoogroups.com
Date: Mon Feb 01 08:21:43 2010

Rabbi Daniel Feldman will deliver a shiur TONIGHT at Cong. Beth Aaron at 8:45 PM on the topic "Lashon Hara on Matters of Public Knowledge". All are invited.


Why isn't this shiur in Etz Chaim of Teaneck at 554 Queen Anne Rd?

If Rabbi Feldman's own congregants don't listen to him as evidenced on other blogs within the blogosphere, why should anyone else?





In short - If your synagogue goers don't follow your opinions or advice and you can't take care of these issues internally with your supporters, why even bother bringing your Torah and lessons to Beth Aaron.


If you can't preach to your choir, then Rabbi Feldman, you have a huge problem on your hands.