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Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Top Ten List: Teaneck Anti-Semitism
Top 10 Reasons for Teaneck’s Jews to Claim They Are Victims of Anti-Semitism
10. Your child can’t get a free swing at the Inclusive Playground at Votee Park because they are all being used
9. A Township Police Officer pulls you over for not stopping for a pedestrian in a crosswalk on Cedar Lane, who is walking to synagogue, 5 minutes before the Sabbath
8. The Kosher signs on the Cedar Lane 7-11 Slurpee machines make you believe that the Teaneck Road's machines are not Kosher
7. Blockbuster is going out of business and they do not have any copies of The Ten Commandments, Yentyl, Ushpizin, Fiddler on the Roof, Exodus or Shindler’s List for 60% off
6. Teaneck's Board of Education pads the budget with extra expenditures because the voters routinely blindly pass the budget and as a result your property taxes go up
5. Every year you need to buy new shoes after doing Tashlich because birds poop all over the grass near the Hackensack River and Overpeck Park
4. You get pulled over for drunk driving on Purim because of racial profiling
3. Mysteriously, the Eruv was down after THE Snow Storm of 2010 and everyone's naively blaming it on the snow
2. Teaneck voters vote for the candidates running for the Council based on their merits and not because they attend synagogue
1. The number 1 top reason to claim anti-Semitism is when you are caught lying in your selfish attempt to bring peace for the greater good of the community, your community.
10. Your child can’t get a free swing at the Inclusive Playground at Votee Park because they are all being used
9. A Township Police Officer pulls you over for not stopping for a pedestrian in a crosswalk on Cedar Lane, who is walking to synagogue, 5 minutes before the Sabbath
8. The Kosher signs on the Cedar Lane 7-11 Slurpee machines make you believe that the Teaneck Road's machines are not Kosher
7. Blockbuster is going out of business and they do not have any copies of The Ten Commandments, Yentyl, Ushpizin, Fiddler on the Roof, Exodus or Shindler’s List for 60% off
6. Teaneck's Board of Education pads the budget with extra expenditures because the voters routinely blindly pass the budget and as a result your property taxes go up
5. Every year you need to buy new shoes after doing Tashlich because birds poop all over the grass near the Hackensack River and Overpeck Park
4. You get pulled over for drunk driving on Purim because of racial profiling
3. Mysteriously, the Eruv was down after THE Snow Storm of 2010 and everyone's naively blaming it on the snow
2. Teaneck voters vote for the candidates running for the Council based on their merits and not because they attend synagogue
1. The number 1 top reason to claim anti-Semitism is when you are caught lying in your selfish attempt to bring peace for the greater good of the community, your community.
Monday, March 1, 2010
A Guide to MacDMusings the Blog
You can find all of these postings in the archives on the right side of the blog. Enjoy!
Shluffenheimer MacDougal
Welcome
Thank You!
Rockin' Robin
Blog Disclaimer
Everything You Wanted To Know About MacDougal But ...
Best of MacDMusings on Twitter
Agunah Crisis
Agunah Crisis
Special Message from Dr. Levine
Etz Chaim of Teaneck:
Humor
Hiddur Minyan?
Parking Solutions
How I Met Your Method
Famous Typos
Parking Solutions (Part 2)
FeldBlind
Word Association Game
Satire
What About Bob?
Praise and Sing No More?
Serious
Etz Chaim of Teaneck: Modern Day Robin Hoods?
A Selfish Mitzvah
Where's The Beef?
Charity Begins at Home
The Real Etz Chaim of Teaneck Petition
Anti-Semitic Backlash to Etz Chaim Petition?
Jewish Center of Teaneck
You CAN go home again
Teaneck/Bergen County
Tonight's Gonna Be A Good Night!
Blue Law Blues
Shluffenheimer MacDougal
Welcome
Thank You!
Rockin' Robin
Blog Disclaimer
Everything You Wanted To Know About MacDougal But ...
Best of MacDMusings on Twitter
Agunah Crisis
Agunah Crisis
Special Message from Dr. Levine
Etz Chaim of Teaneck:
Humor
Hiddur Minyan?
Parking Solutions
How I Met Your Method
Famous Typos
Parking Solutions (Part 2)
FeldBlind
Word Association Game
Satire
What About Bob?
Praise and Sing No More?
Serious
Etz Chaim of Teaneck: Modern Day Robin Hoods?
A Selfish Mitzvah
Where's The Beef?
Charity Begins at Home
The Real Etz Chaim of Teaneck Petition
Anti-Semitic Backlash to Etz Chaim Petition?
Jewish Center of Teaneck
You CAN go home again
Teaneck/Bergen County
Tonight's Gonna Be A Good Night!
Blue Law Blues
