August 17, 2012 is Etz Chaim/Ohr Saadya's next court date VS the Teaneck BOA. What do you think will occur on August 17th? What will Etz Chaim/Ohr Saadya do?

Showing posts with label Rod Stewart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rod Stewart. Show all posts

Friday, April 9, 2010

Communitiphobia-Updated for your pleasure!

Communitiphobia - the fear of being part of the community at large.

Etz Chaim of Teaneck is NOT cosponsoring the Teaneck Communitywide Yom HaZikaron/Yom HaAtzmaut Celebration. Anti-Zionists!


I figure that if they are going through great lengths and controversy to create a synagogue just because Arzei Darom makes them uncomfortable, kal vakhomer that they should feel unconfortable to be around all the members of the orthodox synagogues in Teaneck. It must be true, because the Honorable Mr. Esteemed President Robert Erlich said so at a BOA meeting.

In all fairness, it is a weeknight, so if Etz Chaim is remembering and celebrating, they must be in CareOne. Hopefully the live band and wild celebrating for the State of Israel won't get in the way of the residents' attempts to sleep.


Updated April 12, 2010:
I must apologize to Etz Chaim of Teaneck. I didn't realize that they did sponsor to help participate in the community. Their community. Not the Teaneck Orthodox Community.

Their brand new website
www.etzchaimteaneck.org
Yes .org, is a featured sponsor website link when you search Etz Chaim of Teaneck on Google.

Yet another example of the screwed up priorities of the leadership of Etz Chaim. Instead of being inclusive and fostering positive goodwill in the community, they waste their money to publicize their single page website. Mazal tov!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

FeldBlind

This is a special tribute to my favorite stalker/superfan who calls himself many different names:

Rod Stewart, JM, RS, Anonymous and the latest - Ozzy Osbourne

I have written a special song for you out of love and appreciation.


Lyrics by Shluffenheimer MacDougal (and Black Sabbath)
Music by Black Sabbath

FeldBlind (inspired by SnowBlind by Black Sabbath)

What you get and what you see
Things that don't come easily
Etz Chaim's congregants complain
About meddling neighbors again
(complain)

Follow rules they wouldn't dare
EC's success is on his head
Rabbi Feldman is it's soul
Makes you happy, makes me cold

Your eyes are blind, but you can see
Rabbi Feldman lost his virtuousity
The truth can set you free
He failed you can't you see

Let the neighbors soldier on
Let him feel the frost of dawn
Someday he too will know
Soon we'll see the minyan go

Don't you think he knows what he's doing
Don't tell me he's not doing you wrong
You're the one who's really the loser
With Etz Chaim you don't belong

Abandoned like a wilted flower
It was not in your power
Lying FeldBlind in the sun
Will justice ever come?