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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Top Ten List: Teaneck Anti-Semitism

Top 10 Reasons for Teaneck’s Jews to Claim They Are Victims of Anti-Semitism


10. Your child can’t get a free swing at the Inclusive Playground at Votee Park because they are all being used


9. A Township Police Officer pulls you over for not stopping for a pedestrian in a crosswalk on Cedar Lane, who is walking to synagogue, 5 minutes before the Sabbath


8. The Kosher signs on the Cedar Lane 7-11 Slurpee machines make you believe that the Teaneck Road's machines are not Kosher


7. Blockbuster is going out of business and they do not have any copies of The Ten Commandments, Yentyl, Ushpizin, Fiddler on the Roof, Exodus or Shindler’s List for 60% off


6. Teaneck's Board of Education pads the budget with extra expenditures because the voters routinely blindly pass the budget and as a result your property taxes go up


5. Every year you need to buy new shoes after doing Tashlich because birds poop all over the grass near the Hackensack River and Overpeck Park


4. You get pulled over for drunk driving on Purim because of racial profiling


3. Mysteriously, the Eruv was down after THE Snow Storm of 2010 and everyone's naively blaming it on the snow


2. Teaneck voters vote for the candidates running for the Council based on their merits and not because they attend synagogue


1. The number 1 top reason to claim anti-Semitism is when you are caught lying in your selfish attempt to bring peace for the greater good of the community, your community.
Posted by Shluffenheimer MacDougal at 4:45 PM
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13 comments:

MacFan said...

Letterman would be proud man.

March 10, 2010 at 5:57 PM
Anonymous said...

reason 1 A. a Blogger claiming to be a Frum Jew cowardly hides behind a bogus identity and attacks a torah scholar day in and day out probably causing more antsemitism because that person is an infantile gutless putz with nothing but time in his hands. be a man post this

March 10, 2010 at 6:32 PM
TiredOfTruthiness said...

Great posting. I love the political undertones.

March 10, 2010 at 8:25 PM
MacFan said...

Hey anon 6:32. Mac never claimed to be frum. He told us that he is a member of the Jewish Center of Teaneck's pressburger sanctuary.

"Bogus identity" - what about your identity. I understand why Mac doesn't want people to know who he is. Some of the players from etz chaim and other orthodox shuls will probably try to make his life hell for telling the truth. They can't handle the truth any more than you can!

"Attacks a Torah scholar" - a scholar does not equal a righteous person. Some of the greatest minds gave the world some of the worlds worst events and tragedies. Hitler was a brilliant general and strategy genius but we know what resulted from his genius.Marx and Lennon gave the world communism. Torquemada was a great scholar whose gift to you and me was the Inquisistion! God forbid I am saying that Rabbi Feldman is compared to these evil scholars but scholarship does not necessarily equal ethical.

"Gutless putz" - what? For saying what others are too freaking scared to say? For criticizing something that is wrong?Come on buddy, face the truth.

Mac is more of a man than the jerks from etz chaim. At least he doesn't blindly follow a careless arrogant narcissistic leader with no leadership ability without his sugardaddy!

March 10, 2010 at 9:26 PM
Shluffenheimer MacDougal said...

Anonymous 6:32PM.

You keep sending me comment after comment to all of my postings, each one more vile and heinous than the next. I should make a compilation of all the postings that I didn't approve and send them to your Rabbi. I am sure that he would be overjoyed and thrilled that such a gifted and skilled pottymouth is representing Rabbi Daniel Z. Feldman and Congregation Etz Chaim of Teaneck in this public domain.

You are the perfect representative for Rabbi Daniel Z. Feldman and the perfect representation of the type of people that are the cornerstone of Congregation Etz Chaim of Teaneck. "If there is no derech Eretz the is no Torah". Maybe Rabbi Feldman foreshadowed his Shul's move away from the principles of Torah when he dropped Torat/Toras from the name.

Remember, If I have offended you, please take your mouse pointer and move it to the top right corner of the window and click the X.

Thank you.

Shluffenheimer MacDougal

March 10, 2010 at 9:43 PM
Anonymous said...

Wait a second Lenin gave us communism, Lennon gave us "Imagine".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b7qaSxuZUg

Sorry the pedant in me springs out occasionally.

MacD maybe you give us a greatest Potty mouth hits.

Loch Ness Monster

March 10, 2010 at 10:39 PM
MacFan said...

Good catch Mr/Ms. Monster. But I think you get my point. Don't you think it's sad and pathetic when people idolize criminality and criminals. The Martin Grossman thing made me sick, Spinka-gate made me lose my lunch, 44 Jews on a Federally sponsored bus made me puke my guys out and Etz Chaim....Etz Chaim, what can we say about their unethicality (not in the dictionary but great word don't ya think?)

March 11, 2010 at 7:45 AM
Anonymous said...

Macfan has it right. Anon 6:32 - get a clue!

March 11, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Anonymous said...

MacFan
Ok I learned who Martin Grossman was but have no clue what 44 Jews on a Federally sponsored bus
refers to.
Care to enlighten me?
Loch Ness

March 11, 2010 at 5:06 PM
Anonymous said...

MacD u love to post the praises of your witless fans, but anything that deals with the real truth (not your version of it) is kept off your blog, its just a matter of time before your world comes crashing down. Your loathing of EC will be your undoing. hats off to Roy harper and potty mouths.

March 11, 2010 at 9:38 PM
TiredOfTruthiness said...

Anon March 11 - 9:38pm
You are one of those witless fans. You posted tons of praise for Mr. MacDougal on Teaneckprogress and on this blog. His truth is what everyone else in Teaneck thinks besides Etz Chaim and yourself.
Beth Aaron's board voted against the Shul circulating the Etz Chaim petition. Rabbi Rothwachs, Rabbi Feldman's local BFF, usually has a major influence over his board's decisions, a major player at Etz Chaim is a Beth Aaron board member and circulating the petition didn't get approved. Wonder what the rest of Teaneck really thinks?

March 11, 2010 at 11:39 PM
MacFan said...

Mr./Ms. Ness: the federally sponsored bus refers to the 44 people indicted on corruption charges amongst other charges an included mayors, civic leaders and a significant number of people hiding their faces behind their black hats. The footage of these creeps getting off a bus in handcuffs was shown over and over in national news. I think MacDougal published some of what Rabbi Daniel Feldman had to say about the scandal on a previous post. Feldman said something about the scandal being made bad beause it was so public which seemed to imply that it may not have been so bad if it had been kept quiet and "within the community".

March 12, 2010 at 7:50 AM
Anonymous said...

Tired of Truthiness, what is this about Beth Aaron's board rejecting the Etz Chaim Anti-Semitism petition? Its great that there are people who are standing up against it and finally realize that it is ill-conceived and just a bad idea for everyone in Teaneck. My opinion is that if this petition ever sees the light of day it could set back relations between the Jews and Non-Jews of the town by 30 years. We have come such a long way and live in such a great integrated town. How can we allow one group to try destroy what has been achieved? I think this blog really helps to expose the revisionist history that Etz Chaim wants everyone to believe. Is their Rabbi in favor of perpetuating these lies?

March 12, 2010 at 11:34 AM

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