Praise and Sing No More?

And now for the WWMD Hollywood Minute.

Stormwatch 2010 continues but currently there is a lull in the precipitation. Mother Nature blew enough chunks of snow and ice all over Bergen County. While she enjoyed some lightly buttered toast and sipped some flat Coca Cola, the stars were seen out around Teaneck.

Miami Dolphins Chad Pennington and Joey Porter were spotted enjoying the offseason with a nice brisk swim in the Hackensack River.

Chad toweling off. What a hunk!

Things are heating up on the South Side of Town with a Double Homicide near Queen Anne Road. There are leads the police are following to find out who killed those young men from Queens, NY. One thing is for sure, they didn't spend enough time in Teaneck to check out all of our delicious Kosher restaurants. If this violence keeps up in areas near Jewish prayerhouses, mayor Kevie Feit might just have to call in the Rabbis' God Squad.

No one knows how this will effect Etz Chaim's walk to their cars at CVS. What we do know is that Etz Chaim will have to hire a valet to watch over their cars and their keys. Carrying keys to the synagogue on the Sabbath is an Orthodox Jewish no-no. They will have to welcome the Sabbath Queen much earlier than the rest of Teaneck to get to their rabbiresideprivaprayesynagouse in time for prayers.

Check for updates to this saga.

The WWMD Hollywood Minute has learned that Robert Erlich is a man of many faces and disguises. A google image search was done using the keywords: Robert Erlich Teaneck with very interesting results. Is he a woman, a newspaper article, a fox, a flying car? Who knows? It is no surprise to this reporter that President Robert Erlich has not been heard from in a while. Since the Board of Adjustments meeting he has seemingly fallen off of the map of Teaneck. With exception of the odd letter to the editors of the Suburbanite, it seems to be that his 15 minutes of fame is finally over. This lack of news and publicity is a concern for a precious few. That precious few being Robert Erlich himself.

Finally, there are exciting reports from the Jewish Center of Teaneck that Rabbi Zierler is contemplating changing the name of the Hallel V'Zimrah Orthodox Minyan? There are so many choices. This reporter believes that he will choose Darchei Noam because Teaneck already has an Etz Chaim and a Netivot Shalom in that area.

In other breaking news, 2 more shuls are opening up on that side of town, Machazikim Bah and Tomcheha MeUshar.

There is speculation that Rabbi Zierler will name the Jewish Center, Beth David, in honor of the legacy of the Rabbi Emeritus, Rabbi David Feldman. Stay tuned.

I'm Shluffenheimer MacDougal and this has been the WWMD Hollywood Minute.

Happy Purim Everyone! Hope you enjoyed the shpiel!