Tuesday, July 10, 2012

How Does It Stick To The Pan?

Robert ”Teflon” Erlich is preparing to gird his loins and get ready for his lawsuit against the big bad scary BOA of Teaneck.

Lucky for him and Ohr Saadya .
Ooops. My mistake.

I mean, Lucky for him and Etz Chaim .
Ooops. My mistake again.

Luck for him and Toras Chesed
(Full Disclosure - Etz Chaim/Ohr Saadya/Toras Chesed are all the same organization funded by the same person)
they changed their lawyer to good ole Akiva Shapiro. 

Kivi seems the perfect choice to make sure Bobert isn't put under duress by the defendants. He's strong and tough and his extensive experience in the courtroom will insulate Robert from saying harmful things that can destroy his credibility and his case, NOT!

Anyone who followed the BOA hearings got a taste of Bobert up close and very very very personal. Just ask Toras Chesed's neighbors who got blasted by Robert ”Teflon” Erlich in front of the BOA. Akiva has his work cut out for him defending TCECOS.

TCECOS =
They Create Every Conspiracy  Over Selfishness =
Toras/t Chesed/Etz Chaim/Ohr Saadya

Even the non-stick coating on a ”non-stick” pan has to stick to something Mr. Erlich. Ranting and raving like an crotchedy old man angry at kids who accidentally threw a ball in your yard is not ”duress”. Attemping to force your will on Teaneck through the courts without regard for any one else, Jew and Non-Jew alike, will cause something to stick Teflon Erlich. For you and your family's sake, ”President Puppet who went too far”,  its not the stuff that hit the fan.

And to those in the comments blasting this blog while remaining inactive, thank you. You are the reason this blog is vital for the Jews of Teaneck, Bergen County and NJ.

As Albert Einstein once said -


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh as always MacDoug, I just wish this wasn't so sad for the Jews of Teaneck. Hey, I wonder how many of the Etz Chaimers are going to run to Bobby's defense? My bet is not a one!

Anonymous said...

Why can t Mr. Erlich defend himself? He doesn t need anyone to come to his aid, he is a capable guy and can handle his own affairs. Don't underestimate him.

Anonymous said...

Mac I would be careful not to get President Erlich to angry, there is a rumer that he is a third degree black belt in Korean Karate, jewjitsu and other ancient art forms, not a guy I would want to piss off. Be extra careful on this one.

Anonymous said...

4:21, I never heard that, mind sharing where you heard this piece of info. Is he like the next Chuck Norris or Jet Li?

Anonymous said...

He's the next William Hung

Anonymous said...

The American Idol guy, he doesn t remind me of Chuck Norris but ya never know.

Anonymous said...

Bobby's power is his intellect.

Anonymous said...

Too many people goin underground, too many people reaching for a piece of cake, too many people pull and pushed around to many waiting for that lucky break, Sir Paul. Says it all huh Mac,

Shluffenheimer MacDougal said...

The Walrus was Paul and that's all you need to know.

Anonymous said...

Actually John Lennon was the Walrus Mac, I am he and you are he and we are altogether, see how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly, I am the egg man they are the egg men I am the Walrus koo koo ka Jew, Mr Lennon sang the song, which EC would fit the profile of the Walrus?

Shluffenheimer MacDougal said...

In the end the love you take is equal to the love you make. That's the lesson TCECOS hasn't learned.

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