Thursday, September 2, 2010

Well Excuuuuuuuuuuse Me!


It has been a hard uphill battle for Etz Chaim to be able earn the right from Teaneck Township to exercise their Religious Freedoms at 544 Queen Anne Rd and wresling Rabbi Daniel Feldman from the grip of those Jewish Center conservative people.

Rabbi Daniel Feldman is the Mara D'Atra of Etz Chaim of Teaneck and as they enter this important awe inspiring part of the Jewish Calendar, he will be there for them to lead and guide Etz Chaim through important services surrounding the High Holidays. The members of Etz Chaim will proudly be able to hear Rabbi Daniel Feldman speak and pontificate on the Laws and feelings surrounding Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur. They will hear him address Etz Chaim about the meaning of true forgiveness and getting a true selikhah and kapparah from their fellow congregants and maybe even G-d himself. They will partake in a feast before Selichot on Motzei Shabbat to fill their stomachs while Rabbi Daniel Feldman fills their ears with Torah. Selichot night promises to be the best and most awesomest 1st night of Selichot EVER for Etz Chaim of Teaneck in their short existence as a religious group recognized by the BOA of Teaneck.

This 1st night of Selichot event promises to be the pinnacle of Rabbi Daniel Feldman's leadership of Etz Chaim of Teaneck to date! True Religious Freedom will shine on him and Etz Chaim in


Now appearing at the Young Israel of Plainview:


YIP Selichos Night Program Motzei Shabbos September 4 Sponsored in memory of Cantor Kalman Chaitovsky
YIP Welcomes Yeshiva University's Rabbi Daniel Feldman, noted scholar and author.
10:00PM - Dinner and Discussion of Sources; 11:00PM - Shiur by Rabbi Feldman (TBA)12:00AM - Selichos
Rabbi Daniel Z. Feldman is an instructor of Talmud and Jewish Studies at the Stone Beit Midrash Program of Yeshiva University,
and serves as the Director of Rabbinic Research at YU's Center for the Jewish Future. He is an alumnus of Yeshivat Kerem B'Yavneh
and received his ordination (Yoreh Yoreh and Yadin Yadin) from the Rabbi Isaac Elchanan Theological Seminary, where
he was a fellow of the Bella and Harry Wexner Kollel Elyon. Rabbi Feldman is the spiritual leader of Etz Chaim
of Teaneck, NJ, where he resides with his wife, Leah, and their children

At least they advertised that he is the Rabbi of Etz Chaim of Teaneck.

Why are you paying Rabbi Daniel Feldman a salary if he ditches you on an important night of religious spirituality and need for Rabbinic leadership to inspire you to attain forgiveness from Hashem? Mortgage, Anti-Semitism and public chastising from BOA members is a steep price to pay for an Absentee Rabbi.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Show me the money, show me the money." Rabbi Feldman in the most menacing Dr. Evil voice. Lol.

Anonymous said...

Hey Anon 6:10, you forgot that the upstanding menschen of Kehillas Kodesh Etz Chaim really don't need mussar or inspiration for the Yomim Noraim.

Anonymous said...

Maybe one of the other Etz Chaim superstars can inspire th rest of them like Zalmie Levine or Bobbie Erlich or Elliot Frome or Rachel Mandelbaum (even though she's a women) or maybe even Chanan Cohen. And let's not forget Mario Garalnik. These guys are the real inspiration of Etz Chaim.

Anonymous said...

Your article had a typo, I'm shocked, you never make mistakes, usually. I still think that you could write professionally, author Jounalist, why not think about, your wasting a unique talent

Anonymous said...

You got it all wrong. Rabbi Feldman spoke in Plainview from 11 till 12 and then came back to Teaneck in time for 12:40 selichos at care one. He was back in time to give a short few words to inspire everyone (including the residents of care one) and they started selichos at 12:45.

Anonymous said...

The residents of Careone are usually asleep by 8-9PM. If no one was there to listen, hopefully he paid more attention to his own words and perhaps one day, will actually follow them.

Anonymous said...

Doubt it anon 11:40 am. Daniel Feldman is the king of self-denial. No one can justify their bad behavior and actions as well as Daniel Feldman. You see if you justify something to yourself and tell yourself over and over and over again that you have no done anything wrong, even if you have and the whole world knows it, it's not a lie, is it?

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