Monday, February 22, 2010

The Real Etz Chaim of Teaneck Petition

In fairness to Etz Chaim of Teaneck I decided to post their petition.

From: spurt_etz _chaim_teaneck
To: Shluffenheimer MacDougal (9uuacz2993@sneakemail.com) Sent: MTWTHFSS, Feb 31, 2010 12:31 pm
Subject: Please help ETZ CHAIM send a message to Township Officials, in SUPPORT of RELIGOUS FREEDOMS

Etz Chaim of Teaneck has submitted an application to the Teaneck Board of Adjustment to be zoned as a house of worship.
We would like to send a message of support to the Teaneck Township governing body as well as to the politicians in
Bergen County that their constituents support the freedoms of religion that this country has afforded us,
and that you support the approval of the zoning application of Etz Chaim of Teaneck.

Please take a moment to simply reply to this email, including your NAME, your spouse’s name,
as well as other family members, and a note stating I SUPPORT THIS INITIATIVE.
Please also forward this email to anyone else you know who may support a House of Worship variance be granted.


Thank you.
Etz Chaim of Teaneck


NAME:
ADDRESS:
I SUPPORT THIS INITIATIVE.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mac D Musings will you sign the Petition? Why would you post it you hate those boys? I'll sign it if you sign it brother, signing it would be a pact of peace, religious freedom, besides its Purim this week. It would be such a kid gesture on your part. GO SOX

Anonymous said...

I take it back Mac D your link is a scam, Dude you really hate them that much that you need to create a counter petition, this is like a full time job for you bro, this is one petition that I will not sign (i don't like signing any petitions) ten years from now are you really going to care if EC gets its variance, dude get a life, get a job, get a hobby.

Pirkei Avos said...

Anon 11:22 pm - Ten years from now are you going to be able to look at yourself in the mirror knowing that you condoned actions that were unethical at best?

Anonymous said...

So this is what we know about anon 11:22. He likes Rod Stewart, used to go to the Teaneck Jewish Center, probably the mechitza minyan, now goes to Care One to make sure they have a minyan every Shabbat, and he thinks the sun shines out of Rabbi Feldman's ass. Dude, Joe many people does Rabbi Feldman bring down with him on Sundays at Care One to make sure there's a minyan? How about this Sunday? Etz Chaim even said on their Sunday morning tweet that they only had two people. So these guys leave Care One stranded on a Sunday but you support them. Shame on you Rod, shame on you dude.

TiredOfTruthiness said...

What is Rod's connection to Etz Chaim? If he went to the jewish center and now care one didn't he get screwed over by those religious zealots? Stockholm syndrome?

Shluffenheimer MacDougal said...

Mr. Stewart. I didn't scam anyone. YOU didn't click on the link. Now whose fault is that? Took you only 7 hours to figure it out though.

Where do you find the time to troll this blog and others to try to search out my identity?
Before you accuse me take a look at yourself

Was a great concert Friday night. Too bad Clapton didn't play it, but the encore of Crossroads with Jeff Beck was incredible. It was legen..wait for it..dary!

Shluffy MacDougal

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Shluffenheimer MacDougal said...

Mr. Stewart.

Such a hateful comment. I do not appreciate such vulgarities on my blog. Please take a deep breath and edit/censor your comments and repost.

As an American you have the right to not read this blog. If I have offended you, please take your mouse pointer and move it to the top right corner of the window and click the X.

Thank you.

Shluffenheimer MacDougal

Anonymous said...

Dude you haven't offended me, you can remove all my comments, you read it and that is all that matters. My comments are hateful, that is the pot calling the kettle black. If you want to talk for real then fine, but I am out of cyber space. You really should use your obvious talents for something more productive. All the best you mysterious comedian you. RALFMOA, wait for it DARY

Shluffenheimer MacDougal said...

Mr. Stewart.

I asked that you reread your comments because I have not been disrespectful towards Rabbi Feldman and I have not been quoting scriptures. Please do not mix me up with the readers/posters on this fine blog.

The offensive parts of your posting were the vulgarities (calling me an A-hole, for example). I am not asking you to edit your content. You can be as angry as you wish to be. I just want you to address me with the same respect that I give you.

Before you leave us, the word is legendary, as in "tonight is going to be LEGEN..wait for it...DARY" Check out my goodbye tribute to you.

http://macdmusings.blogspot.com/2010/02/legendary.html

Lang may yer lum reek!

Shluffenheimer MacDougal

Anonymous said...

Mr. Mac. word has it that Etz C wants to invite you to their Megilla reading this Saturday night at Care One. even though you have been a nasty boy they wish to let you know that they are above your lowly acts. Why don't you take uo their offer and show everyone that you can be a stand up guy. I heard that they are fans of "how I met your mother", obviously your favorite show. Neil Patrick Harris was better as Doogie Houser don't you think. Don't be a stanger. wait for it---------------------------------- your blog is Legen, actually it's not,

Anonymous said...

Hey anon 3:32 pm, why not get Etz Chaim to put MacDougal on their email list so he can feel free to attend their services, kiddushes and other activities. Word is that you can't get on that private and exclusive list without showing an ID at the door and pledging allegiance to the Etz Chaim way. He'll, why no put everyone they sent their petition to on their email list so that everyone can see how much Etz Chaim contributes to the community.

Anonymous said...

Fine by me anon 4:32, your on just tell me your real name and address along with Schluff's and your in, long live togeterness

Jacob Hecht said...

Names Jacob Hecht and my email is jacobhecht@hushmail.com. We all look forward to getting the Etz Chaim announcements. You won't have a problem if othe people sign up for your announcements will you?

Shluffenheimer MacDougal said...

Shluffenheimer MacDougal. My email is in my blogger profile.

My holidays and weekends are spent at the Jewish Center of Teaneck. Maybe ALL the members of Etz Chaim of Teaneck including Rabbi Daniel Z. Feldman will join me there for the holiday festivities? It would be like old times. Rabbi Zierler will be in charge and running everything, while Rabbi Feldman keeps his ego in check in the corner near his parents.

Should be a hoot and a half. I'll bring the MacCallans Single Malt. See you at the Center!